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miss me?  well, http://www.externalerror.com/ is being rebirthed again. so the boys are moving back into the labs of scottidustries in the mean time, not that much work will be getting done anyway. i brought the couple of posts that i made on e2 back with me and they can be found below. **** im sure you all know that we here at scottidustries like to keep up to date with all the newest technology, that is why the boys down at the labs are constantly performing experiments to push science to its boundaries. im also sure that just like the boys and myself down at the labs of scottidustries, you too are very environmenal concious. you would be well aware of the need for us humans as a collective to find a renewable and more environmental friendly alternative to the fossil fuels that we rely so heavily on now a days. so i set the boys to the task, they were to find a new propulsion system to replace combustion engines, after much thought we decided to try to design a new form of jet propulsion, basically because the name sounds cool. anyway, below we can see the results of their testing thus far:     so it would appear that our search for a new fuel to replace our current fossil fuels has failed.  thank you and goodnight. im very sorry for the lack of posting, but due to the current economic climate the boys down at the labs of scottidustries have slowed in production. im sure you're all aware of what i mean by the current economic climate, after the big cheese disaster last month lots of companies have slowed down. we had the boys down at the labs at scottidustries go door to door selling chocolates and the like but this was not a great success, apparently every one in our neighbourhood is diabetic and cant eat chocolate, i never knew that diabeties was such a rampant disease, maybe i should get the boys on to finding a cure. anyway! you can show your support for us by buying our support, thats right! you can purchase pre-loved underwear from myself and the boys from down the labs at scottidustries. these are rare pieces and may never be offered again. you may see an example of such articles below. we figure if those 'camgirls' can do it, why not a bunch of young lab men!? let the bidding start! email me with your offers!  shipping out this will more than likely be the last update here from the boys down at the labs of scottidustries, we are now moving on to other things, thats right, we've packed up and moved out to the labs athttp://www.externalerror.com. so go there, look around and see all the other wonderous things that e2 has to offer, and dont forget to say g'day to the boys in the new and improved labs. thank you for your patience. anthrax safety and security is a rather large concern here at scottidustries as you would probably guess. that is why we were quite upset when we found that our security system had been infact breached, and that the labs were almost infected by anthrax. we do have to say, it was rather clever how the anthrax was smuggled into the labs here. as you can see by the image below, it was smuggled in under the guise of cockroach spray.  naturally we had one of the boys in the language department translate the label, it says 'die you capitalist scum, here is the anthrax, purple giraffe on a yacht, minty fresh death' the purple giraffe part is yet to be decoded. thank you. more games we here at scottidustries want to keep you entertained. so we have made yet another game for you to play, its the paper, scissors, rock game. you pick your choice, then the specially designed scripting 'randomly' picks another choice. everytime you lose, you must send the team one dollar, we'll be using the honour system. make all cheques payable to 'scottindustries'. thank you, and have a safe and fun holiday kids. grass all day, everyday! as you all well know, our only concern here at scottidustries is you, and we are always out there researching to find out exactly what it is you want from us, as you can see below;  so, after that vital piece of information supplied by our readership, i am glad to present to you the grass cam portals! you can now watch grass grow everyday, all day in streaming format! human cloning we here at scottidustries are always pushing the boundaries of science as you well know. we push it to the extremes in all fields of science, to bring you the consumer all the things that you could ever desire. whether it be, cheese-on-a-stick, spray on sex appeal, hotdogs-on-a-stick, steak-on-a-stick, jumbo size novelty underwear. but there is one place that we will not go, and that is human cloning, we think this is just going too far, and that it should be outlawed. as proof of this, you will always hear us when asked about human cloning to reply 'that should be outlawed'. but unlike us there are some people out there that believe it is good, and have actually successfully cloned full human beings! im sure you all must think that i have gone insane, but would i make such allegations if i had no proof? hah! yes! i would, but luckily i do infact have proof as can be seen below  this is 'holli'  this is 'molly' do you really need any more proof? their names are awful alike arent they? i dont need much mroe proof than that! some people theorise that they are not cloned, but are infact just really the same person, have you ever seen holli or molly in the same room at the same time!? i also think that the little girl from "party of five" is some how connected to them. but im not sure. thank you and good night. an explanation i have recieved literally thousands and thousands of emails asking me about that picture in a box down on the left of the screen is with the words 'everbox' and 'samn' and 'robotskull' around it. to answer this question quite simply, it is the everbox, made by samn from the website robotskull samn and his website are very cool, atleast i think anyway. its full of gazelle, kittens, blinking pages, metaness, jailbait watch, and much more, if it only had pirates. hyperlinks page is up. thank you for your time. cant trust anyone if you havent been able to load this page for the last few days its because the hosting provded by elitenetworks wasnt very elite. i know i shouldnt bad mouth it, after all it was for free. so back to good old 50megs for my hosting, with its banners and pop ups. please, if anyone knows of decent free hosting, send me an email me thank you for your time are you protected? here at scottidustries a little while ago, we suffered from a virus on our computer systems, we lost some data, but luckily the most inportant stuff was already backed up. the same kiddies in the scripting department that came up with the update script have put together a virus protection program. its only in its beta stages at them moment but we think its coming along nicely, look below for some screen shots.  when technicians get bored we were all sitting around the lunch shed at scottidustries with nothing much to do, these last couple of weeks have been rather slow, we've not even had a sinlge technological break through. so anyway, do you know what we do here at scottidustries when we get bored? we make fan signs of course! we made some fan signs for bill gates and microsoft, we love bills work, we really do. see the pics below.    sorry i know i promised big things from the boys down in the labs at scottidustries and some people have said that maybe i havent been delivering the goods. so i have made it my mission to amend this over sight. i have been brain-storming with the other technicians and we have come up with a plan that should make this place exciting. its called extreme posting. you've all heard of extreme sports? base jumping, sky diving, wake boarding, and yak racing? well we apply the same idea to posting on this site. below are before and after shots of myself.  this is me normal, boring right?  this is me extreme! cool right? apart from the sunnglasses and the backwards hat, i have to change my speech patterns and i also have to drink certain cola brands. here's an example of my new posting style: " like woa man, this here is like a total post on stuff man, you know? like, i was talking to my man, jonny utah, and he was say that there was gunna be like this fifty year storm at bells man. like tubular" what do you all think? new host did anyone notice a distinct lack of banners and popups when they loaded this page? ill tell you why, i changed hosts! free hosting, no banners, no popups, ftp access all i could ever want! and all i had to do was sign over my soul to some guy with a tail and a pitch fork. anyway, now that ive changed hosts im excited, i think i will fix this site up so that its in tip-top shape, im sure this euphoric feeling will be short lived and ill be back to my half-arsed ways quick smart. go look at my new host
http://www.elitenetworks.org/ new equipment did anyone notice that my cam image has updated once or twice over the past couple of days? do you know why? well! its because i got a new web camera, it is not too bad, a bit clearer than the last, and just as cheap. wanna know what the best thing about it is? it isnt a tool of the devil like the last one! below is a picture of the foam from my new camera.  if you have no idea why im talking about evil and packing foam in relation to webcams, look here and it will all become clear. thank you for your time. updates on updates the kiddies we got working in the script department are doing a fine job, they knocked up a sweet little script to announce to everyone on irc when i have updated this site, and as you can tell, the response has been great!  no, kevin really does love me. what do you think? we here at scottidustries really want to help you in your lives, but the only way we can do this is to probe you. probe you for information that is, we need to know your desires, and wants, so that we can fulfill your dreams. some people may consider this an intrusion into their privacy, and to these people, we say 'pull your head outta your arse'. so if you wouldn't mind, could you please complete the following survey. thank you, we appreciate your time. i need hardware major tech problems in the scottidustries labs. we have been suffering major technical difficulties, but the boys are working hard, infact, they broke the record the other day for reformatting a hdd, it only took them eighteen hours. i sure was impressed. but now the webcam is broke, and the dodgey 35mm still camera has been lost on a field expedition. if only we had a scanner here, i could atleast show you the lovely postcard that rhiannon was kind enough to send me. so please understand we are having problems here but we will try to return to our scheduled programing soon. thank you and goodnight. imlazy i was shown this the other day. i was quite disturbed, i feel like a cheap cam whore or something. and with that, i decided to make a wishlist. if you buy me something from my wishlist, i will send you a 'special picture'. and if someone bought me one of these: i would not only send you 'special pictures', but i would cut off my penis and send that to you also. yeah, and my cam is broke. housekeeping here at scottidustries we like to stay on top of things. and because of that we have introduced a new url, http://www.scottindustries.cjb.net, this way if we ever have to change servers, like we will probably in a little while, you wont have to learn a whole new address. so there it is, tell your mum, tell you dad, and tell your grandmother. astro we here at scottindustries are only here to make your life better. we want the simple things in life to work more efficiently for you. whether it be bacon-on-stick, or spray on sex-appeal, we want to help your day to day lives. as you can see by the photo of our tests shown below, the boys working in the aphrodisiac department are coming along quite well with the spray on sex appeal.  wasteoftime crazy tim wrote some more stuff in his blog it sucks, but its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. ill put up some more groovey cool stuff in a day or two, the boys down at the labs are just ironing out a few bugs with the new projects. nannaknowsbest i got told i need to post more, so heres a post about something that happened today. i work, i also drive, most often i drive to work. anyway, this day i drove to work like normal, and on my wayto work there was an old lady crossing the street with her little dog, she was stopped in the middle of the road so being the gentleman i am, i slowed and waved her across infront of me. she replied not with a thank you or a wave but with abuse! she abused me and told me to hurry up. she may of even used the magic 'c' word now, i thought old people were suppose to be nice and feeble, well i was wrong, i realised the truth, screw old people, dont get up outta your seat for them, kick them in the shins and steal their walking frame, they'd do the same to you if they had the oppurtunity. please email me if you have similar stories, maybe we can form a support group. danger are you a camgirl? know or care for the well being of a camgirl? then read this wombats i promised big things, so here it is, a brand new game dont forget to check out the other games and other interesting content. there'll be more stuff coming soon too, so remember to come back. sammie i promised that me and the boys down at scottindustries would be delivering the goods when it came to e/n stuff, well here it is. in the same light as those 'foot-in-the-door' news programs, such as a current affair, im out there digging though the unsavoury side of the internet. but even in the unsightly rubble that is the internet that we see today, there are still some who are true to their hearts and stick to their morals, and i have been lucky enough to find such a gem, and then had the privilige to conduct an interview. who am i talking about? well, the one the only, sammie of sdfsdf. yes, i was lucky enough to interview her, so go read it here. an ode to rhiannon if you didnt already know, i only have one true love in my life, only one reason why i get up each morning. and her name is rhiannon. look at my shrine to her here. you too will learn to love her, but dont get any ideas...shes mine! okay? now go and worship her, for she is a blessed angel that treads our earth. a post have a look at crazy tim's blog its not funny now, nor will it ever be. just like your appendix it serves no purpose but is there just the same. there will be more stuff, funny stuff in a while. trust me. come back often and remember to tell all your friends. thanks. it has begun 'another f^&*ing e/n site!' i hear you all groan. but wait! this is much more then another e/n site, here we will be pushing it to the extremes, taking it to a whole new level, i can promise you that this site will always be new, fresh and exciting. |